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salmonking: slutc0ven: ryan-on-bass: Source: Orientation Police by Bill Roundy This is cute as fuck and describes pretty accurately how I feel too. `
This is how I feel when:
This is accurate
shinyseoul: ipunchedtao: exo-pervert: gotta-iron-dat-krees: how kai moves his body is sex. ugh he’ll destroy his wife on honeymoon night ^THIS thAT CAPTION HOLY FUCK
idontlikelogarithms: wow taking touya to restaurants always ends fucked up this is why our love cant be real sorry *runs to ren’s arms even though i havent paid him yet but yeah thats life what can i do im poor as fuck touya cant work like a decent
trjoel: White people This is so wrong… i mean there isn’t a single casserole
k-eke: Because everybody made it and I find it interesting, this is me =D !! A bright smile for you all, thank you for everything ! If one day you see someone who looks like Snoop Dog with glasses, well it’s me x) ! #artvsartist YOU ARE
rowark:(X)@holdwine @evergrove is this accurate?? 🤣🤣
berlynn-wohl: Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like
monstar-magick: Question: What is JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure? Answer:
theconcealedweapon: Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve. Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job. Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised. Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college
nethanielfox: montypythonfan: Me facing adult responsibilities Yup, this is accurate.
oomshi: itscasnotcass: unendinglyrandom: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant when musical theatre kids hang out bad shit happens Did they even give him a tip
dangerous-tangerine: femme-fatigue: HOT TAKE this is… very accurate wow
twerkinf0rjesus: when you’re reading fanfiction and that one character is just so OOC
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Accurate. This is oddly comforting. Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit We do do these
averica: zeroyalviking: naplayslol: People you meet online TF2: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! I have never seen anything more accurate in my life.
chandeluresinitaly: miaman: this is probably just me I do this here and there myself
bbabygirlastrology: pperceptual: pessimists vs optimists pt 3 Signs as this text message Bear enthusiast: LEO, Libra, Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Gemini Anthony: VIRGO, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius
This is an accurate representation of my life
marikeet: onigiriinafruitsbasket: This is just so relevant to everything. OH LOOK, SOMEONE’S DESCRIBING ME
This is too accurate not to reblog
eggplantmaster: waterxharuka: packook: donaldtrumpoffical: justintimerblake: babemagneto: does the anime side of tumblr even exist??? anime side of tumblr, what do you think? desu They should come if you say the right words. *clears throat*
The 9th gif/icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to meeting the mun for the first time.
kanayahummel: theperksofbeingdornish: ohanameansfamily24: -behindbars: the-grand-highboob: thusmylife: b1ush: condescendingchristian: oh my god As a person from California, this is 100% accurate As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
jennyrocks98: I don’t even know how to explain this thing
hemmosauce: 5sostrum: *tumblrs happily**remembers homework, exams and responsibilities**tumblrs stressfully* this is the most accurate post i have ever seen
duhmayo: baruchobramowitz: “Hello Professor, I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance. Thank you,Student” "Student, ok -bill” yo seriously
amenpenis: cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
sodamnrelatable: i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
kingbomani: @Regrann from @therealasialee - I would say this is accurate lol #Rhianna #Work #regrann This is literally all I hear from this song!
just-shower-thoughts: You don’t realise how many people own a type of car until you own one
thought-about-it: 1. Height Difference (anatomy practice…yes.) 2. Spar (inspired by and dedicated to @snkdrabbles because I SWEAR I didn’t ship Rivamika this much until I read their stuff.)
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
unfuckyourhabitat: fernbabie: I turned my frustration with myself into art. I feel like this is really important for people to see. I’ve been saying depression and mess go hand-in-hand for years, but so many people feel like they’re alone in it.
babybungle: bancojones: Mike Patton could be whispering the phonebook right in my ear and I still would be drooling Hahaha. Oh god.
myheroacademy: titenoute: Bloodspurtingmentors.png I mean, they should form a club or something. This is so accurate! @genotype1002
Zodiac Society
kateordie: bluemal: 14 years old: I’m young but I know what I want. This isn’t that hard, I’m all grown up already and have everything figured out.17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am
I would happily have sat through any Potter film that was 5+ hours long, if it meant that they had included everything.
oliverandbenji: leavemealonecausestop: rikona-meganekko: rain-force: here’s the blog that matches the first letter of your name:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ OMG I WAS ALREADY FOLLOWING MINE OH MY GOSH THATS AMAZING this is so damn accurate
yungterra: *is suddenly able to draw*
brightredkettle: nezumi and shion’s relationship is kind of like this: nezumi and shion go to starbucks and shion buys like a mocha frappucino and nezumi buys BLACK COFFEE NO SUGAR NO CREAM HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER and he secretly wants a sweet drink
bobbyisamazing98: preciousterrestrials: when you and a friend join a fandom together This is 100% accurate
this article...it's EXACTLY how i feel about food. it's so scary how accurate this is.
stormcorrosion: the grossest thing is waxed up curly moustaches and suspenders on twentysomething iron&wine fans with tattoos please stop trying to look like a 19th century carnival strongman
babydreamgirl: kunsthalles: istillbelieveinradishes: this is so cute this is so accurate, my mom is the “turn my mic up” one Stop thIs my whole family…..
cherryshota: having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
Mote of Dust
all your love is sunlight
raisesomehale: I haven’t watched teen wolf in a while but I’m p sure this is at least 34% accurate
this is really depressing because of how accurate this is.
bananasaurr: bc this is the best thing i’ve seen all week
keithsmiles: we as a fandom need to love and appreciate Katie Holt (aka Pidge Gunderson) so much more and recognize that she is the backbone of team voltron and they would not be able to succeed as well as they do without her and her capabilities
